A camel ate from my hand!

Yays, i went to a fair and got a camel to eat out of my hand. it was really cool. His lips were really big and slobbery. teehee it was fun.

"Since when are we members of Netflicks?"
"As of...today?"

Oh my parents are sooo silly haha

Joke of the Day
What's a mummies' favorite type of music?

Wrap!

Awesome Quote
Paul: Carrrrlll! We're supposed to be on vacation!
Carl: I don't know about you but I am having a wonderful time here..
Paul: You toppled the South American government Carl!
Carl: The people have spoken. Viva Le Resistance!
Paul: You pushed the Resistance leader into a giant fan.
Carl: He was a traitor and a scoundrel.
Paul: He was trying to stop you from pushing other people into a giant fan..
*kick*
Carl: Oh! That was a foot! I appear to have swallowed an entire person!
Paul: That would be the hotel bartender
Carl: Well that explains why my Mojito is taking so long!
Paul: It was horrifying! Your mouth unhinged like a snake!
Carl: Wow that sounds pretty awesome!
Paul: I can't go anywhere with you Carl!
Carl: That hurt my feelings. Now we're both in the wrong.
Paul: I wanna go home. We're leaving..
Carl: In that case I should probably mention that I filled our luggage with orphan meat
Paul: Wha...What?
Carl: Well Im building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.
Paul: You know what? Forget it...Im not even shocked anymore.
Carl: Awww...thats no fun.
Paul: This has become the norm for you Carl!
Carl: I'll have to try harder next time.
Paul: Please don't!
Carl: I feel like I've been issued a challenge
Paul: Carrrrrlllll!
Carl: It's too late now...you...
Paul: You?
Carl: I totally don't remember your name
Paul: We've known each other for three years Carl!
Carl: ...and what an impression you've made...
Paul: My name is Paul.
Carl: What?
Paul: I said my name is Paul.
Carl: Oh....I thought you were a woman...
Paul: Why would you think that?
Carl: Mostly the hat. Are you sure?
Paul: Of course I'm sure.
Carl: Well...if you'll excuse me...I have some pictures to delete from my computer...