Here is a list of my terrible day
Period 1: feel fine wander around school
Period 2: Lose peripheral vision in right eye during math
Period 3:Almost puke in history
Period 4:practically pass out in English
Period 5: grumble angrily through Creative writing, feeling like someone is bashing rocks into my head
Period 6: day finally ends with a bottle of gatorade that makes me feel slightly better
get home and have to study for 3 freakin major tests! WAH!
Joke of the day
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering
what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room.
"You can't get out of your room?" the captaind asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here, "she cried," one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says "Do Not Disturb"!!
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering
what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room.
"You can't get out of your room?" the captaind asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here, "she cried," one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says "Do Not Disturb"!!
oh god that sucks alice!!! you should have gone home during period 2!!! don't die... K?
ReplyDeletethe cure. sleep earlier, ya big silly!
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