I absolutely hate new england weather. One day it'll be cold and cloudy, with temperatures 10-20 degrees Fahrenheit and then the next day, it's sunny, and the temperature is 40 degrees Fahrenheit. it's crazy and there's absolutely no snow!!! What is up with that!? I mean come on what does a girl need to do to get a blizzard? COME ON I'm feeling very snow deprived!
oxoxoxo
Bookworm3
Joke of the Day
What happened when the chicken crossed the road?
It met a foul ending...
PS Alexa I have send you like three letters and i don't why you are not getting them!
I shall try agaiN!
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Premier
YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!
Harry Potter 7!!!! Woot im soooooo very excited!
Im sad that it's the end of Harry potter but i've want this movie to come out for a while!!
oxoxo
ME
Question not Joke
What would you do if your friend was trying to kill herself?
Harry Potter 7!!!! Woot im soooooo very excited!
Im sad that it's the end of Harry potter but i've want this movie to come out for a while!!
oxoxo
ME
Question not Joke
What would you do if your friend was trying to kill herself?
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Rainbows and Sparkles
hey guys!
guessith what?
Well for one thing, i started reading Shakespeare in English and i got my braces off! It rocks! my retainer is rainbow with sparkles! it's awesome! I can't even remember life without braces
oxoxo
ME!!
joke of the Day
20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?
17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
14. Bad cop. No donut.
13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?
10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
9. I pay your salary
8. So uh, you on the take or what?
7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.
3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
guessith what?
Well for one thing, i started reading Shakespeare in English and i got my braces off! It rocks! my retainer is rainbow with sparkles! it's awesome! I can't even remember life without braces
oxoxo
ME!!
joke of the Day
20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?
17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
14. Bad cop. No donut.
13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?
10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
9. I pay your salary
8. So uh, you on the take or what?
7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.
3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Chicago
Hello guys!
Today i went to watch my older sister perform in a very scandalous musical, for ages 13+. It's called Chicago (look it up, it's really good!) It was the opening night and "they started with a BANG!"
It was amazing and comparing their show to the one I saw on Broadway a few months back, i believe they were better! Amazing!
Here's a list of songs
My Baby and ME
Cell Block Tango
Mister Cellophane
We both Reached for the Gun
They're all really awesome songs and the cast, pit, and crew did an awesome job. I hope you guys to listen to some of the music, especially Cell Block Tango :D
Joke of the Day
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
Today i went to watch my older sister perform in a very scandalous musical, for ages 13+. It's called Chicago (look it up, it's really good!) It was the opening night and "they started with a BANG!"
It was amazing and comparing their show to the one I saw on Broadway a few months back, i believe they were better! Amazing!
Here's a list of songs
My Baby and ME
Cell Block Tango
Mister Cellophane
We both Reached for the Gun
They're all really awesome songs and the cast, pit, and crew did an awesome job. I hope you guys to listen to some of the music, especially Cell Block Tango :D
Joke of the Day
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Awesome Movie
Hello Out there.....
I just watch the new DreamsWork animated movie, "MegaMind". It's really funny and i recommend it to people who like jokes and laughing. I'll give you a description. MegaMind was sent to Earth after his home planet was destroyed, as was MetroMan. So they instantly began nemesis. When MegaMind finally is able to defeat MetroMan after countless failures, he takes over the city but soon grows bored. He also falls in love with Roxane Richy. MegaMind decides to create a new superhero, out of Roxane's cameraman, Hal Stewart. Titan (Hal) goes evil, it's up to MegaMind to save the day with his minion, Minion, supervillan to supervillan.... dundundun
oxoxox
BookWorm
Joke of the Day
what do you call a blind dinosaur?
An i-don't-think-he-saur
:D
Miss you all sooooooo much!
I just watch the new DreamsWork animated movie, "MegaMind". It's really funny and i recommend it to people who like jokes and laughing. I'll give you a description. MegaMind was sent to Earth after his home planet was destroyed, as was MetroMan. So they instantly began nemesis. When MegaMind finally is able to defeat MetroMan after countless failures, he takes over the city but soon grows bored. He also falls in love with Roxane Richy. MegaMind decides to create a new superhero, out of Roxane's cameraman, Hal Stewart. Titan (Hal) goes evil, it's up to MegaMind to save the day with his minion, Minion, supervillan to supervillan.... dundundun
oxoxox
BookWorm
Joke of the Day
what do you call a blind dinosaur?
An i-don't-think-he-saur
:D
Miss you all sooooooo much!
Friday, November 5, 2010
Dental Wear
I am getting my braces off. The big day is November 16, 2010 and i can't wait. My retainer is going to be rainbow colored with opal sparkles! I'm really excited. Even though my teeth really hurt because the othrodontist decided to rip everything out of my mouth without taking off the glue. Oh it was horrible but it's much better when they come completely off.
Well hope everyone is doing well
Joke of the day
man walks into a bar
ouch
Well hope everyone is doing well
Joke of the day
man walks into a bar
ouch
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
History Lesson
Historian Nicholas Rogers, exploring the origins of Halloween, notes that while "some folklorists have detected its origins in the Roman feast of Pomona, the goddess of fruits and seeds, or in the festival of the dead called Parentalia, it is more typically linked to the Celtic festival of Samhain, whose original spelling was Samuin (pronounced sow-an or sow-in)". The name is derived from Old Irish and means roughly "summer's end". A similar festival was held by the ancient Britons and is known as Calan Gaeaf (pronounced Kálan Gái av).
The festival of Samhain celebrates the end of the "lighter half" of the year and beginning of the "darker half", and is sometimes regarded as the "Celtic New Year".
The ancient Celts believed that the border between this world and the Otherworld became thin on Samhain, allowing spirits (both harmless and harmful) to pass through. The family's ancestors were honoured and invited home while harmful spirits were warded off. It is believed that the need to ward off harmful spirits led to the wearing of costumes and masks. Their purpose was to disguise oneself as a harmful spirit and thus avoid harm. In Scotland the spirits were impersonated by young men dressed in white with masked, veiled or blackened faces. Samhain was also a time to take stock of food supplies and slaughter livestock for winter stores. Bonfires played a large part in the festivities. All other fires were doused and each home lit their hearth from the bonfire. The bones of slaughtered livestock were cast into its flames. Sometimes two bonfires would be built side-by-side, and people and their livestock would walk between them as a cleansing ritual.
Another common practice was divination, which often involved the use of food and drink.
The name 'Halloween' and many of its present-day traditions derive from the Old English era. Origin of name
The word Halloween is first attested in the 16th century and represents a Scottish variant of the fuller All-Hallows-Even ("evening"), that is, the night before All Hallows Day. Up through the early 20th century, the spelling "Hallowe'en" was frequently used, eliding the "v" and shortening the word. Although the phrase All Hallows is found in Old English (ealra hālgena mæssedæg, mass-day of all saints), All-Hallows-Even is itself not attested until 1556.
The festival of Samhain celebrates the end of the "lighter half" of the year and beginning of the "darker half", and is sometimes regarded as the "Celtic New Year".
The ancient Celts believed that the border between this world and the Otherworld became thin on Samhain, allowing spirits (both harmless and harmful) to pass through. The family's ancestors were honoured and invited home while harmful spirits were warded off. It is believed that the need to ward off harmful spirits led to the wearing of costumes and masks. Their purpose was to disguise oneself as a harmful spirit and thus avoid harm. In Scotland the spirits were impersonated by young men dressed in white with masked, veiled or blackened faces. Samhain was also a time to take stock of food supplies and slaughter livestock for winter stores. Bonfires played a large part in the festivities. All other fires were doused and each home lit their hearth from the bonfire. The bones of slaughtered livestock were cast into its flames. Sometimes two bonfires would be built side-by-side, and people and their livestock would walk between them as a cleansing ritual.
Another common practice was divination, which often involved the use of food and drink.
The name 'Halloween' and many of its present-day traditions derive from the Old English era. Origin of name
The word Halloween is first attested in the 16th century and represents a Scottish variant of the fuller All-Hallows-Even ("evening"), that is, the night before All Hallows Day. Up through the early 20th century, the spelling "Hallowe'en" was frequently used, eliding the "v" and shortening the word. Although the phrase All Hallows is found in Old English (ealra hālgena mæssedæg, mass-day of all saints), All-Hallows-Even is itself not attested until 1556.
Life is Good
Guess what? I got a JOB!! Wow amazing isn't it? I now work at the public library with a bunch of old people!! :D
PLus I'm going to Africa! I think i might have already mentioned this but whoo! 2012 here i come! Africa here i come too!
Joke of the Day
Knock KNock
whos there
Candace
Candace who?
Candace be the last knock knock joke?
Hah that a real knee slapper
Happy Halloween!
PLus I'm going to Africa! I think i might have already mentioned this but whoo! 2012 here i come! Africa here i come too!
Joke of the Day
Knock KNock
whos there
Candace
Candace who?
Candace be the last knock knock joke?
Hah that a real knee slapper
Happy Halloween!
Saturday, October 16, 2010
A camel ate from my hand!
Yays, i went to a fair and got a camel to eat out of my hand. it was really cool. His lips were really big and slobbery. teehee it was fun.
"Since when are we members of Netflicks?"
"As of...today?"
Oh my parents are sooo silly haha
Joke of the Day
What's a mummies' favorite type of music?
Wrap!
Awesome Quote
Paul: Carrrrlll! We're supposed to be on vacation!
Carl: I don't know about you but I am having a wonderful time here..
Paul: You toppled the South American government Carl!
Carl: The people have spoken. Viva Le Resistance!
Paul: You pushed the Resistance leader into a giant fan.
Carl: He was a traitor and a scoundrel.
Paul: He was trying to stop you from pushing other people into a giant fan..
*kick*
Carl: Oh! That was a foot! I appear to have swallowed an entire person!
Paul: That would be the hotel bartender
Carl: Well that explains why my Mojito is taking so long!
Paul: It was horrifying! Your mouth unhinged like a snake!
Carl: Wow that sounds pretty awesome!
Paul: I can't go anywhere with you Carl!
Carl: That hurt my feelings. Now we're both in the wrong.
Paul: I wanna go home. We're leaving..
Carl: In that case I should probably mention that I filled our luggage with orphan meat
Paul: Wha...What?
Carl: Well Im building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.
Paul: You know what? Forget it...Im not even shocked anymore.
Carl: Awww...thats no fun.
Paul: This has become the norm for you Carl!
Carl: I'll have to try harder next time.
Paul: Please don't!
Carl: I feel like I've been issued a challenge
Paul: Carrrrrlllll!
Carl: It's too late now...you...
Paul: You?
Carl: I totally don't remember your name
Paul: We've known each other for three years Carl!
Carl: ...and what an impression you've made...
Paul: My name is Paul.
Carl: What?
Paul: I said my name is Paul.
Carl: Oh....I thought you were a woman...
Paul: Why would you think that?
Carl: Mostly the hat. Are you sure?
Paul: Of course I'm sure.
Carl: Well...if you'll excuse me...I have some pictures to delete from my computer...
"Since when are we members of Netflicks?"
"As of...today?"
Oh my parents are sooo silly haha
Joke of the Day
What's a mummies' favorite type of music?
Wrap!
Awesome Quote
Paul: Carrrrlll! We're supposed to be on vacation!
Carl: I don't know about you but I am having a wonderful time here..
Paul: You toppled the South American government Carl!
Carl: The people have spoken. Viva Le Resistance!
Paul: You pushed the Resistance leader into a giant fan.
Carl: He was a traitor and a scoundrel.
Paul: He was trying to stop you from pushing other people into a giant fan..
*kick*
Carl: Oh! That was a foot! I appear to have swallowed an entire person!
Paul: That would be the hotel bartender
Carl: Well that explains why my Mojito is taking so long!
Paul: It was horrifying! Your mouth unhinged like a snake!
Carl: Wow that sounds pretty awesome!
Paul: I can't go anywhere with you Carl!
Carl: That hurt my feelings. Now we're both in the wrong.
Paul: I wanna go home. We're leaving..
Carl: In that case I should probably mention that I filled our luggage with orphan meat
Paul: Wha...What?
Carl: Well Im building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.
Paul: You know what? Forget it...Im not even shocked anymore.
Carl: Awww...thats no fun.
Paul: This has become the norm for you Carl!
Carl: I'll have to try harder next time.
Paul: Please don't!
Carl: I feel like I've been issued a challenge
Paul: Carrrrrlllll!
Carl: It's too late now...you...
Paul: You?
Carl: I totally don't remember your name
Paul: We've known each other for three years Carl!
Carl: ...and what an impression you've made...
Paul: My name is Paul.
Carl: What?
Paul: I said my name is Paul.
Carl: Oh....I thought you were a woman...
Paul: Why would you think that?
Carl: Mostly the hat. Are you sure?
Paul: Of course I'm sure.
Carl: Well...if you'll excuse me...I have some pictures to delete from my computer...
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
POETRY MONTH!!! (not really :P)
Heya! I wrote poetry!
Soon enough time will be sewing its blanket
Closing it's doors to the realms of your eyes
Ticking seconds cry for life
Minutes shout their last good-byes
Times has flown so fast for me
It's finally my turn to grow and be free...♥
Joke of the Day
Knock knock?
Whose there?
confused chicken.
Confused chic--
MOO!
Joke from Sonia that i liked!
knock knock
whose there?
olive
olive who?
olive you!!! (you get it? no? say it out loud. still don't get it? it sounds like i love you).
Teehee
oxoxoxo
Soon enough time will be sewing its blanket
Closing it's doors to the realms of your eyes
Ticking seconds cry for life
Minutes shout their last good-byes
Times has flown so fast for me
It's finally my turn to grow and be free...♥
Joke of the Day
Knock knock?
Whose there?
confused chicken.
Confused chic--
MOO!
Joke from Sonia that i liked!
knock knock
whose there?
olive
olive who?
olive you!!! (you get it? no? say it out loud. still don't get it? it sounds like i love you).
Teehee
oxoxoxo
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Live It Up
Hi guys! Remember to look and comment! How is everyone? I wanna know.
oxoxox
Joke of the Day
Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the many calls asking where the "Any" key is.
oxoxox
Joke of the Day
Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the many calls asking where the "Any" key is.
Friday, October 1, 2010
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Memory Loss
I had something good to post earlier but now i can't remember... hmmm
Joke of the Day
Knock Knock
Who's there
JO
JO who?
Jo Momma
Joke of the Day
Knock Knock
Who's there
JO
JO who?
Jo Momma
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Correction: TODAY WAS DA WORST DAY EVA!!!!!
Today was horrible. Ever had a migraine in school? it's not fun and this wouldn't be the first time!
Here is a list of my terrible day
Period 1: feel fine wander around school
Period 2: Lose peripheral vision in right eye during math
Period 3:Almost puke in history
Period 4:practically pass out in English
Period 5: grumble angrily through Creative writing, feeling like someone is bashing rocks into my head
Period 6: day finally ends with a bottle of gatorade that makes me feel slightly better
get home and have to study for 3 freakin major tests! WAH!
Joke of the day
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering
what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room.
"You can't get out of your room?" the captaind asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here, "she cried," one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says "Do Not Disturb"!!
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering
what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room.
"You can't get out of your room?" the captaind asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here, "she cried," one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says "Do Not Disturb"!!
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Worst Day EVA!!
It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring. He went to bed and bumped his head and couldn't get up in the morning!
Like literally, it is POURING here. I had to walk home from school and all my stuff got wet... it made me sad and i screamed "WHY ME!?" when i got inside which made me feel a little better.
My science class also sucks! Not the teacher or the subject, but the students in it! Some people say that it's impossible to get all the obnoxious kids in your grade in one class with you but i somehow managed to do that. Someone on the teaching staff is out to get me...
I hope you guys are having a better time than me so, keep rockin and rollin!\
Joke of the Day
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be called baygulls (get it? bagels?) teehee
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Discovering French Nouveau
You may be wondering why i named the post what i named it... well i was waiting for inspiration and i saw my french textbook and inspiration hit me! Not very good inspiration but inspiration non the less.
We are planning on redesigning our attic. (Well, Carolina and i want to!) We still need to run the plan through the rentals. but if they let us do it, it will be awesome!!
Here in Wellesley, the weather is getting colder and colder and colder... winter's a comin! Eeesh i thought summer would never end. But the bad thing is that our high school does not contain heating or an AC so we are at the mercy of the weather. ANY who, does anyone have anything to report? No? Well tell me if you do and i will post it for you.
I am starting the joke of the day. In honor of the movie The Owls of Ga'Hoole: Legend of the Guardians:
Knock KNock
Who's there?
Owls
Owls who?
YEah that's right. Owls hoo!
So bad but i love it!
oxoxoxo
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Saturday Morning
This is Alice, posting at 8:18 am on a beautiful Saturday morning. our weather here is 86 degrees and partly clouded. And no one else is awake yet!
And in Utah it is currently 6: 20 am on this lovely Saturday. the weather there is a wonderful 86 degrees as well with full sunshine.
This weather report is brought to you by the Weather Widget on Dashboard.... duh duh duh
Enjoy your weekends!
Friday, September 24, 2010
HEY!
hey guys! Just came from a late night football game. Super hyped up and i have my birthday party tomorrow. it makes me really sad that you're not going to be there :(
I hope you guys had fun in Kanab. heard from some people on FB that it was awesome! you guys are luckly you get school trips. We get, like one in 8th grade and that's it unless like you're going on the foreign exchange program. Which im not.... hmm
Well hang in there and i hope we see each other real soon!
oxoxo
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Yay
Yay! People have started signing up for the blog! Jimmy, thank you and thank you Chameleon... i think that's Simone... correct me if i'm wrong...
Well thanks for following and i hope you guys are having fun in high school!
Friday, April 30, 2010
BFF
HI! I'm creating this blog for all of us to be able to connect without having to send thousands of emails back and forth and for anyone who isn't talking with me for some weird reason (hint: Taylor, Kayla...)
So this is only for us!
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