YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!
Harry Potter 7!!!! Woot im soooooo very excited!
Im sad that it's the end of Harry potter but i've want this movie to come out for a while!!
oxoxo
ME
Question not Joke
What would you do if your friend was trying to kill herself?
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Rainbows and Sparkles
hey guys!
guessith what?
Well for one thing, i started reading Shakespeare in English and i got my braces off! It rocks! my retainer is rainbow with sparkles! it's awesome! I can't even remember life without braces
oxoxo
ME!!
joke of the Day
20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?
17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
14. Bad cop. No donut.
13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?
10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
9. I pay your salary
8. So uh, you on the take or what?
7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.
3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
guessith what?
Well for one thing, i started reading Shakespeare in English and i got my braces off! It rocks! my retainer is rainbow with sparkles! it's awesome! I can't even remember life without braces
oxoxo
ME!!
joke of the Day
20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?
17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
14. Bad cop. No donut.
13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?
10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
9. I pay your salary
8. So uh, you on the take or what?
7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.
3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Chicago
Hello guys!
Today i went to watch my older sister perform in a very scandalous musical, for ages 13+. It's called Chicago (look it up, it's really good!) It was the opening night and "they started with a BANG!"
It was amazing and comparing their show to the one I saw on Broadway a few months back, i believe they were better! Amazing!
Here's a list of songs
My Baby and ME
Cell Block Tango
Mister Cellophane
We both Reached for the Gun
They're all really awesome songs and the cast, pit, and crew did an awesome job. I hope you guys to listen to some of the music, especially Cell Block Tango :D
Joke of the Day
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
Today i went to watch my older sister perform in a very scandalous musical, for ages 13+. It's called Chicago (look it up, it's really good!) It was the opening night and "they started with a BANG!"
It was amazing and comparing their show to the one I saw on Broadway a few months back, i believe they were better! Amazing!
Here's a list of songs
My Baby and ME
Cell Block Tango
Mister Cellophane
We both Reached for the Gun
They're all really awesome songs and the cast, pit, and crew did an awesome job. I hope you guys to listen to some of the music, especially Cell Block Tango :D
Joke of the Day
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Awesome Movie
Hello Out there.....
I just watch the new DreamsWork animated movie, "MegaMind". It's really funny and i recommend it to people who like jokes and laughing. I'll give you a description. MegaMind was sent to Earth after his home planet was destroyed, as was MetroMan. So they instantly began nemesis. When MegaMind finally is able to defeat MetroMan after countless failures, he takes over the city but soon grows bored. He also falls in love with Roxane Richy. MegaMind decides to create a new superhero, out of Roxane's cameraman, Hal Stewart. Titan (Hal) goes evil, it's up to MegaMind to save the day with his minion, Minion, supervillan to supervillan.... dundundun
oxoxox
BookWorm
Joke of the Day
what do you call a blind dinosaur?
An i-don't-think-he-saur
:D
Miss you all sooooooo much!
I just watch the new DreamsWork animated movie, "MegaMind". It's really funny and i recommend it to people who like jokes and laughing. I'll give you a description. MegaMind was sent to Earth after his home planet was destroyed, as was MetroMan. So they instantly began nemesis. When MegaMind finally is able to defeat MetroMan after countless failures, he takes over the city but soon grows bored. He also falls in love with Roxane Richy. MegaMind decides to create a new superhero, out of Roxane's cameraman, Hal Stewart. Titan (Hal) goes evil, it's up to MegaMind to save the day with his minion, Minion, supervillan to supervillan.... dundundun
oxoxox
BookWorm
Joke of the Day
what do you call a blind dinosaur?
An i-don't-think-he-saur
:D
Miss you all sooooooo much!
Friday, November 5, 2010
Dental Wear
I am getting my braces off. The big day is November 16, 2010 and i can't wait. My retainer is going to be rainbow colored with opal sparkles! I'm really excited. Even though my teeth really hurt because the othrodontist decided to rip everything out of my mouth without taking off the glue. Oh it was horrible but it's much better when they come completely off.
Well hope everyone is doing well
Joke of the day
man walks into a bar
ouch
Well hope everyone is doing well
Joke of the day
man walks into a bar
ouch
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