Memory Loss

I had something good to post earlier but now i can't remember... hmmm

Joke of the Day

Knock Knock
Who's there
JO
JO who?
Jo Momma

Correction: TODAY WAS DA WORST DAY EVA!!!!!

Today was horrible. Ever had a migraine in school? it's not fun and this wouldn't be the first time!

Here is a list of my terrible day

Period 1: feel fine wander around school

Period 2: Lose peripheral vision in right eye during math

Period 3:Almost puke in history

Period 4:practically pass out in English

Period 5: grumble angrily through Creative writing, feeling like someone is bashing rocks into my head

Period 6: day finally ends with a bottle of gatorade that makes me feel slightly better

get home and have to study for 3 freakin major tests! WAH!

Joke of the day

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering
what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room.

"You can't get out of your room?" the captaind asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here, "she cried," one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says "Do Not Disturb"!!

Worst Day EVA!!

It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring. He went to bed and bumped his head and couldn't get up in the morning!

Like literally, it is POURING here. I had to walk home from school and all my stuff got wet... it made me sad and i screamed "WHY ME!?" when i got inside which made me feel a little better.

My science class also sucks! Not the teacher or the subject, but the students in it! Some people say that it's impossible to get all the obnoxious kids in your grade in one class with you but i somehow managed to do that. Someone on the teaching staff is out to get me...

I hope you guys are having a better time than me so, keep rockin and rollin!\

Joke of the Day

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be called baygulls (get it? bagels?) teehee

Discovering French Nouveau

You may be wondering why i named the post what i named it... well i was waiting for inspiration and i saw my french textbook and inspiration hit me! Not very good inspiration but inspiration non the less.

We are planning on redesigning our attic. (Well, Carolina and i want to!) We still need to run the plan through the rentals. but if they let us do it, it will be awesome!!

Here in Wellesley, the weather is getting colder and colder and colder... winter's a comin! Eeesh i thought summer would never end. But the bad thing is that our high school does not contain heating or an AC so we are at the mercy of the weather. ANY who, does anyone have anything to report? No? Well tell me if you do and i will post it for you.

I am starting the joke of the day. In honor of the movie The Owls of Ga'Hoole: Legend of the Guardians:

Knock KNock

Who's there?

Owls

Owls who?

YEah that's right. Owls hoo!

So bad but i love it!

oxoxoxo

Saturday Morning

This is Alice, posting at 8:18 am on a beautiful Saturday morning. our weather here is 86 degrees and partly clouded. And no one else is awake yet!

And in Utah it is currently 6: 20 am on this lovely Saturday. the weather there is a wonderful 86 degrees as well with full sunshine.

This weather report is brought to you by the Weather Widget on Dashboard.... duh duh duh

Enjoy your weekends!

HEY!

hey guys! Just came from a late night football game. Super hyped up and i have my birthday party tomorrow. it makes me really sad that you're not going to be there :(

I hope you guys had fun in Kanab. heard from some people on FB that it was awesome! you guys are luckly you get school trips. We get, like one in 8th grade and that's it unless like you're going on the foreign exchange program. Which im not.... hmm

Well hang in there and i hope we see each other real soon!

oxoxo

Yay

Yay! People have started signing up for the blog! Jimmy, thank you and thank you Chameleon... i think that's Simone... correct me if i'm wrong...

Well thanks for following and i hope you guys are having fun in high school!